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Anonymously try to seduce me.

ask-aleclightwood:

Let’s try this again.

Because it’s night time.

(via escapinginabook)

Well then.

It seems like if I don’t approve of something, the FB takes it into account. I.e. the chick who wants to fuck him… Yeah. Apparently if I don’t want him to, he won’t go and fuck her.

I can haz power?

I kinda really wanna do this. 

I kinda really wanna do this. 

(via ruinedchildhood)

youhaveinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriendHe wants to be nice to them and make them famous  He is choosing out of his new followers

youhaveinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous  
He is choosing out of his new followers

(Source: youjustinspiredme, via da-y-d-r-e-a-m-er)

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Everyone on tumblr is having sex

justmeafterdark:

meanwhile I’m just sitting here thinking

“Gee, hand. Whaddya wanna do tonight?”

“The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!”

If you don’t get that reference, I don’t blame you… I’m a huge geek sometimes.

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Virgin Or Vixen?

slyandthestreetbeat asked: 37, 38, 62, 75

37: When was the first time you masturbated

A damn long time ago… I actually don’t remember when

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

I think I deleted them all…

62: Do you watch porn?

Mebbe :3

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

Idk. That sounds kinda creepy… And I like my bed more hahaha

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Virgin Or Vixen?

slyandthestreetbeat asked: say thanks for answering. i love your blog btw. yeah i'm a horny dude sometimes what can i say. but you seem wicked chill and you can take my v-card anytime lol

Haha thanks! It was fun answering those questions lol… Maybe some day I’ll take you up on that offer 

Virgin Or Vixen?

slyandthestreetbeat asked: 2, 4, 7, 9, 21/63, 41, 53, 55, 58,

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why

Amazing because the guy was fantastic. But hey, anyone who can turn a girl on with a single kiss…

4: Something that never fails to make you horny

There’s something about lip biting that gets me every time

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny

This is gonna sound somewhat weird only because I’m straight, but watching Taylor Momsen perform. 

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny

Dirty talk, pretty much

21: How big is too big/How small is too small?

I’ve done 7 or 8 before, so that’s the biggest I’ll say. Small… No such thing as too small in my opinion

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

Mebbe… 

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

Actually, yeah. I don’t know why… There’s something extremely satisfying about it though.

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

That sounds like a bad idea… I feel like I would be incredibly nervous? That sounds dumb. Lol…

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)

Actually no. Anyone wanna get me one for my birthdayyy?

Kinky Questions, go! I'm bored and alone.

  • 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
  • 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
  • 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
  • 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
  • 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
  • 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
  • 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
  • 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
  • 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
  • 10: Top or bottom?
  • 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
  • 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
  • 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
  • 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
  • 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
  • 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
  • 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
  • 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
  • 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
  • 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
  • 21: How big is too big:
  • 22: One sexual thing you would never do:
  • 23: Biggest turn on:
  • 24: Three spots that drive you insane:
  • 25: Worst possible time to get horny:
  • http: //craft-and-destroy.tumblr.com
  • seems lulzy
  • do it
  • 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
  • 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
  • 28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
  • 29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
  • 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
  • 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
  • 32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
  • 33: What your favorite part of your body:
  • 34: Favorite foreplay activities:
  • 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
  • 36: What do you wear to bed?
  • 37: When was the first time you masturbated:
  • 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
  • 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
  • 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
  • 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
  • 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
  • 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
  • 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
  • 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
  • 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
  • 47: Most attractive celebrity?
  • 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
  • 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
  • 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
  • 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
  • 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
  • 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
  • 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
  • 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
  • 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
  • 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
  • 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
  • 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
  • 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
  • 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
  • 62: Do you watch porn?
  • 63: How small is too small?
  • 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
  • 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
  • 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
  • 67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
  • 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
  • 69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
  • 70: Booty or Boobs?
  • 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
  • 72: Have you ever been on an official date?
  • 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
  • 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
  • 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
  • 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
  • 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
  • 78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?

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Extremely kinky sexting tonight.

It’s easier to get rid of physical pain than emotional hurt.