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Welcome to my raunch blog, the blog where I post and reblog everything I don't want everyone else to see.
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Ask: Always
people that may be even hornier than I am
It seems like if I don’t approve of something, the FB takes it into account. I.e. the chick who wants to fuck him… Yeah. Apparently if I don’t want him to, he won’t go and fuck her.
I can haz power?
I kinda really wanna do this.
(via ruinedchildhood)
Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous
He is choosing out of his new followers
(Source: youjustinspiredme, via da-y-d-r-e-a-m-er)
meanwhile I’m just sitting here thinking
“Gee, hand. Whaddya wanna do tonight?”
“The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!”
If you don’t get that reference, I don’t blame you… I’m a huge geek sometimes.
slyandthestreetbeat asked: 37, 38, 62, 75
37: When was the first time you masturbated
A damn long time ago… I actually don’t remember when
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
I think I deleted them all…
62: Do you watch porn?
Mebbe :3
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
Idk. That sounds kinda creepy… And I like my bed more hahaha
slyandthestreetbeat asked: say thanks for answering. i love your blog btw. yeah i'm a horny dude sometimes what can i say. but you seem wicked chill and you can take my v-card anytime lol
Haha thanks! It was fun answering those questions lol… Maybe some day I’ll take you up on that offer
slyandthestreetbeat asked: 2, 4, 7, 9, 21/63, 41, 53, 55, 58,
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why
Amazing because the guy was fantastic. But hey, anyone who can turn a girl on with a single kiss…
4: Something that never fails to make you horny
There’s something about lip biting that gets me every time
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny
This is gonna sound somewhat weird only because I’m straight, but watching Taylor Momsen perform.
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny
Dirty talk, pretty much
21: How big is too big/How small is too small?
I’ve done 7 or 8 before, so that’s the biggest I’ll say. Small… No such thing as too small in my opinion
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
Mebbe…
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
Actually, yeah. I don’t know why… There’s something extremely satisfying about it though.
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
That sounds like a bad idea… I feel like I would be incredibly nervous? That sounds dumb. Lol…
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
Actually no. Anyone wanna get me one for my birthdayyy?
It’s easier to get rid of physical pain than emotional hurt.